Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.īerry nice too meet you can. What's white on the inside and green on the outside? What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin? What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball? Why did the banana go out with the prune? What do you call a potato that was crushed? What do snobby vegetables do when they see people? What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other? What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up? What is red when you go and green when you stop? What has to be broken before you can use it? What is long, green and slowly turning red? What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede? What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? What did the policeman have on his sandwich? How did the frozen chicken cross the road? What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground? Because they chucked out all the bent ones! What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?Ī.
#Dinner jokes for kids full#
What do you call a train full of bubble gum? What happens to cereal when you add legs? The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. It concentrates! Riddles continue below video… What does an orange do when it takes a test?Ī. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter? What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? What do bananas do when they get a sunburn? Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast? What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana? What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Because they don't want to be nearsighted! What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"Ī. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants? Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?Ī. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"? The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!" What's the difference between a train and a teacher?Ī. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker? What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner? What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?Ī. What is green, small and round and goes up and down? We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse.
Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children.
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